so i missed all this donut shit.
because even Bagel Lucifer has a day job.
NEVER FEAR, FELLOW BAGELS (EVEN THE FALSE GODS), BAGELS WILL PROSPER FOREVER.
praise bagel lucifer, all hail the fallen bagel.
Bagel Lucifer. I know we had a lot of...differences in the past. I know I sent you to Bagel Hell. But..the donuts have risen. We cannot let these...these..sprinkled freaks intrude our bagel realm any longer.
I know you aren't on right now. But whenever you get on..I need you too..help. Please you're our only option left. We can't stop them..they..they have their own..group now!! and they're rising in numbers.
//gives out hand//
Will you help me, rid the world of these gross donuts?
WHAT. this is simply unacceptable. we must smite the infidels. though you false bagel gods and i (the one true bagel lucifer) have many differences, we both must join our bagels in solidarity for the prosperity of the mighty bagel race.